He said what?!

[Kakita Sugita]

Who cares what the Lion cares about? He speaks gaijin. >.>

[Bayushi Nobuyoshi]

"Don't harm their cows," he replies, "[color=#008000]"

So, um, Captain, if, hypothetically speaking, the Unicorn members of the crew left on to some cows with cries of "Mounts! We have mounts again!" Followed not long after with the Crab members of the crew charging at the cows with cries of "Die foul beasts of the shadowlands!" with tetsubos held high.

Um, in that obviously unlikely situation, how do you say "I'm not with them" in the local tongue?

[elonweis]

I'm gonna note that cows aren't unknown in Rokugan. Fields are worked by heimen and cow power.

[Usagi Zenko]

I'm gonna note that cows aren't unknown in Rokugan. Fields are worked by heimen and cow power.

I like that of all the laws we could possibly break, the first thing on at least two yoritomo's minds when asked this question is : don't hurt the cows.

[Bayushi Nobuyoshi]

I'm gonna note that cows aren't unknown in Rokugan. Fields are worked by heimen and cow power.

I like that of all the laws we could possibly break, the first thing on at least two yoritomo's minds when asked this question is : don't hurt the cows.

Dark Secret: Had an affair with a peasant cowherd.

Darker Secret: Had an affair with a cow.

I was wondering what the conscripts had done to get put on board....

[Volsung]

I'm gonna note that cows aren't unknown in Rokugan. Fields are worked by heimen and cow power.

I like that of all the laws we could possibly break, the first thing on at least two yoritomo's minds when asked this question is : don't hurt the cows.

Only because it's probably on par with confusing a Matsu's ancestral urn with a urinal.

[Bayushi Hoshi]

O_O
Oh Kami, and I thought my situation was bad.

[Isawa Junpei]

And first combat goes to the pacifist! Yay!

[Yoritomo Kaito]

I knew you would make me proud of you Isawa-san.

[Agasha Qian-Fan]

http://kobune.fallenash.com/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=765&view=unread#p14690

I want to take it home. We can throw the kittens overboard to make space, right?

[Kaiu Seiko]

The inner workings of Fuichi's mind sometimes reach the point of sheer awesome.

[Akodo Jishaku]

The inner workings of Fuichi's mind sometimes reach the point of sheer awesome.

Yeah that was great

[Bayushi Nobuyoshi]

"Whores!" the young woman exclaims and then blushes furiously, "Well... more likely if... a pretty girl... drink and ..."

She putters out and looks down.

This just made my day

[Kakita Sugita]

Context sir. That makes little sense alone.

[Hida Musasha]

He's being juvinile by pointing and giggling because someone said the word whores.

Beavis and Butthead Syndrome.

[Kaiu Seiko]

I think I will be stalking this thread.

And thanks to a certain Bayushi, I will be imagining this fight being played out like certain YouTube videos...

[Kakita Sugita]

Beyond there being four cats now... what? Where'd the other two come from?

Nice poems.

[elonweis]

Ferrets.

[Rixy]

Salt and Pepper belong to Cook

[Volsung]

Poor Sugita. He never knew what hit him.