by Volsung » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:20 pm
"Oh hai. We had one of those worldly monks on board, Captain was taking them from Crane lands to Phoenix lands. Well the man had a love for riddles and was always cackling and qworking about the ship and making a nuisance of himself with riddles and chasing poor Salt and Pepper all over the deck." She shook her head slowly.
"Well one day the man decides to mouth off about my food, and I've never hit a holy man in my life but by the Kami was I tempted to that day. So I figured he liked riddles and I challenged him to a contest of wits. His riddles against mine. Well this was the most promise of excitement most of the crew had had for the whole trip. We both set up on a calm day out on the foredeck and started trading riddles. Back and forth we went for a whole hour, and each time we'd get a little more obscure."
Cook grinned. "Finally though, I hit him with this one. 'Five brown horses on a red hill, they clamp, they stamp, and then they stand still. What are they?' Well the monk chuckled at first, thinking he knew the answer. Then he stopped, and pondered, and kept on pondering for a whole hour before he finally gave up." Cook was laughing at this point in time. "So I told him. 'It's Knot's mouth!' And there was Knots, smiling with all his five brown teeth in his head!"
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