Kami-blight-besotten whore of the all-father in a speedo on tuesday! What the damned hell is that bloody bitch-slapping monstrosity, and where's the crap-encrusted jade tetsubo when I need to smash it?
It was big, no not just big, huge. It was a damned monster is what it was. It had legs like fucking tree trunks, white spears coming out of its mouth that could gore a man solid. Its skull was the size of her body and it could swallow her whole in the blink of an eye. That vicious looking tentacle of its could easily lift and crush a man.
"Wh...Wh...Wh...," she said, pointing and staring wild eyed. The Shiba would be along in a moment or two, but for now, she was trying to figure out why the crab weren't assaulting the city in desperation to kill the gray-skinned oni in front of her.