He said what?!

[Iuchi Rinzuki]

"Any you care to choose that isn't taken Crab-san. A birth by the hull might provide more storage space."

I mean, technically, it would, but...

*flutters fan*

[Shiba Nozomi]

then spoke with a word that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that she truly was the delicate flower that had been alluded to earlier. "Yo."

Best introduction evar. I'm secretly a softie for Crab anywho... but this was perfect.

[Akodo Jishaku]

"Any you care to choose that isn't taken Crab-san. A birth by the hull might provide more storage space."

I mean, technically, it would, but...

*flutters fan*

Hooray for typo

[Shiba Naomi]

"Any you care to choose that isn't taken Crab-san. A birth by the hull might provide more storage space."

I mean, technically, it would, but...

*flutters fan*

Hooray for typo

*snrks*

Reminds me of an epic typo from an earlier game.

There was a distinct lack of hymen

^ was supposed to be heimin.

[Akodo Jishaku]

rofl

[Yasuki Himiko]

then spoke with a word that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that she truly was the delicate flower that had been alluded to earlier. "Yo."

Best introduction evar. I'm secretly a softie for Crab anywho... but this was perfect.

^_^ This is my first real opportunity to play a crab, so I'm glad I'm getting it right so far

[Agasha Qian-Fan]

then spoke with a word that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that she truly was the delicate flower that had been alluded to earlier. "Yo."

Best introduction evar. I'm secretly a softie for Crab anywho... but this was perfect.

^_^ This is my first real opportunity to play a crab, so I'm glad I'm getting it right so far

Just remember to destroy all the target dummies at some point. Elon and Rixy are quite used to Crab Bushi women doing that in their games.

[Yasuki Himiko]

Do I get extra points for destroying them because I used them to kill someone?

[Agasha Qian-Fan]

Well I was destroying them in the last game instead of killing people . . . (one Hida 'jimbo for four Kuni. Herding cats would have been easier) . . . but I guess you get extra style points for killing the enemy with a well placed destroyed target dummy.

[Volsung]

My favored description of the Pragmatist is "Think Jackie Chan meets Bruce Lee meets Fist of the North Star".

[Toritaka Hoitsu]

Well I was destroying them in the last game instead of killing people . . . (one Hida 'jimbo for four Kuni. Herding cats would have been easier) . . . but I guess you get extra style points for killing the enemy with a well placed destroyed target dummy.

I can only apologize again, while chuckling behind my screen.

[Shiba Naomi]

Bah, as if you would apologize for anything in that game.

[elonweis]

Plz to stay on topics, as sparse as they are. :3

[Yasuki Himiko]

"No apology needed," Rinzuki says, waving the matter away with delicate hands. "Besides, I have a very light touch. Who knows, perhaps I'll even have my fingers inside you at some point."

*Spit take*

[Shinjo Qulan]

D: Oh dear god!

[Shiba Nozomi]

"DAGEKI! A POX UPON YOUR BALLS! GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!"

The shout, which was very much a bellow that any field commander would be proud of, cut across the noise of the busy ship and the Hida's introduction. Kaimenko returns the rude gesture the man makes with a rather creative one of her own. It was... descriptive. Dark brown eyes cut back to the bowing Crab, the woman getting a quick once over.

She made no effort to hide her irritation as she made her terse introduction, "Moshi Kaimenko. Gunso. Papers?"

We should get her a parrot that says those 4 words for her.

*squak* "Moshi Kimeneko. Gunso!" *squak* "Papers? Papers?"

[Agasha Qian-Fan]

I was so tempted to have a parrot pet . . .

[Shinjo Qulan]

The man bows, even though he can't be seen. "Evenin'." He looks up at the rigging, or maybe the sky. Nah, it's the rigging. His eyes trace the latticework of ropes and sail cloth the way most samurai gauge a training dojo. "Why can I smell you?"

Did he just say that I smell?!

[Hida Musasha]

The man bows, even though he can't be seen. "Evenin'." He looks up at the rigging, or maybe the sky. Nah, it's the rigging. His eyes trace the latticework of ropes and sail cloth the way most samurai gauge a training dojo. "Why can I smell you?"

Did he just say that I smell?!

Yes, Jasmine Perfume on a boat is weird.

[Shinjo Qulan]

She likes to smell pretty. D: